Accidents follow me!

Alright guys ... So last night was the straw thing but then today was worst. Yeah how could it be much worst? It just could...
lol. First off let me tell you I am just the person that all these bad things would happen to sometimes.
I was walking into our local Wal-Mart and I noticed one woman with like 8 kids at her side. Well of course I couldn't believe that they were all hers so I wasn't paying much attention and I just kept trying to rationalize how she accquired so many children. Turns out while I was counting one had escaped my view and somehow got behind me and attempted to trip me. Well before I knew it there I was tangled up and laying in the entry way of Wal-mart. As if its not bad enough that I had fallen but some how the little boy tripped too and everyone was looking at me as if I had deliberately knocked him down. Yup he was fine and laughing while I was a tiny bit injured and my ego went crashing to the ground.
Yeah everyone wanted to make it seem like the little kid needed the help from the crazy person but really he didn't have near as far to fall and come on ... like he doesn't have the ability to bounce back fast?!?! Yeah so another sad but ONLY WOULD happen to Ruth story.